The Good Ole Days
By Abigail Glickman || Contributing Writer Captain Hook, Joe Exotic, and whipped coffee all hold a special place in everyone’s hearts that will never be forgotten. Quarantine was a time…
Dhall: New Look, New Disappointment?
By Abigail Glickman || Contributing Writer Last year was not a typical year for F&M students. Freshmen were left by themselves to figure out college with no upperclassmen to guide…
“He’s All That” is All That and More: Addison Rae Shines in this Potential Oscar-Winner
By Rohail Spear || Arts and Leisure Editor He’s All That is a glorious remake of the classic movie She’s All That. Witty humor, shocking plot twists, and two excellent…
Taking One For The Team: Trying Mr. Bill’s (The Fat Crab Cafe)
By Diana Lichtenstein || Onion Dip Columnist You know Mr. Bill’s, that restaurant you pass on your walk of shame? Well, what if I told you it’s legit good. I…
Cool Senior Gives Totally Legit Responses to Freshmen Questions
Well, first off, it’s gross that I am a senior…not sure where the time went. What is even grosser, however, is how young these freshmen look (seriously, it’s crazy!!). Maybe…
F&M Dating Scene: What’s Going on?
By Diana Lichtenstein || Onion Dip Columnist I don’t know if it’s the weather, Covid making people crazy, or general boredom…but something very strange has been going on recently. Pairings…
Predicting Summer 2021 Fashion Trends
By Maddie Shaw || Layout Assistant Summer can’t come soon enough. Sunny, Zoom-free days are soon approaching, so it’s time to trade in our oversized winter jackets for spaghetti straps…
PSA: Don’t Befriend Seniors
By Anna Synakh || Managing Editor Dear Freshman and Sophomore Classes, I am jealous. I am so deeply jealous of your current positions on campus. Yes, you are missing out…
Onion Dip: American Families’ Ancient Thanksgiving Traditions Explored
By Kt Thomas || Satirical Columnist Every year it’s the same; you get out of bed at an unreasonable hour to appease your screaming parents, throw on the cleanest pair…
Onion Dip: Senior forgoes buying textbooks and puts saved money towards rehab he’ll eventually need postgrad
By Kt Thomas || Satirical Columnist If you’re wondering why every Brother of Chi Chi Chi fraternity’s back problems have disappeared, it’s because Senior Brother Bradley Herwood has started a…
Onion Dip: A Shakespearean quarrel breaks out in Lancaster when members of feuding dive bars hook up
By Kt Thomas || Satirical Columnist What they thought would be just another Friday night at a frat, blossomed into something much more, when Romeo Beeker spotted Juliet Levine from…
Male student refuses to wear bra until Trump is out of office as a form of feminist solidarity
By Kt Thomas || Satirical Columnist Life can be trying for women in today’s political climate. Feeling oppressed, silenced, and insignificant are all too common these day, which is…
Recent Philosophy grad burns diploma to in a statement to prove that he truly knows nothing
By KT Thomas || Satirical Columnist Recent Philosophy grad burns diploma in a statement to prove that he truly knows nothing Just moments after 500 caps soared into the air,…
Student worker makes the most of stagnant summer internship with online dating apps
By KT Thomas || Satirical Columnist During an interview about student involvement on campus over the summer, rising junior, Laura Johnson, was asked about her job in the Advancement office.…
Fraternity president denies accusations of sexism claiming he watches Comedy Central’s Broad City
By KT Thomas || Satirical Columnist In response to the rumors circulating campus, Fraternity president, Westwood Vanderbilt III, called a press conference on Wednesday in the middle of Hartman…