What Came First, the Bag or the Egg?
By Akil Smart | | Contributing Writer Eggs. They come in all shapes and sizes. And occasionally bags. If you are a frequent diner at Dhall you may or may…
Bullying is Good
By Rohail Spear | Managing Editor You may be wondering about this title. Surely, I can’t be advocating for bullying people. Well, I am. So.. It is true that most…
Balling on a Budget: The F&M Story
By Akil Smart | Contributing Writer Now, as many of us have seen, the F&M administration has made a small adjustment to our tuition. A mere 3.5% increase! Putting us…
Catfish
By Abigail Glickman || Onion Dip Editor In my opinion, the end of March is the best time of the year. The weather is all out of sorts. One day,…
What Your Spring Break Says About You
By Abigail Glickman || Onion Dip Editor What a beautiful time of the year it is. The much needed break that everyone has been oh so craving. Midterms are finishing…
A Most Disturbing Disappearance
By Carolyn South || Contributing Writer As I’m sure everyone is acutely aware, there has been an abduction on the campus of Franklin and Marshall. Seven trash cans have vanished…
You Are Just a Bad Person
By Abigail Glickman || Onion Dip Editor Speaking from someone who has never seen an episode of Euphoria, I feel I can justifiably express my opinion. The way this show…
BREAKING NEWS: Lancaster Squirrels Found To Be The True Culprit Behind Blue Line’s Sodexoification
By Sarah Nicell || News Editor An anonymous source informed The College Reporter this week that F&M squirrels have enacted an elaborate plan to put more food in their trash…
Do. Better.
By Abigail Glickman || Onion Dip Editor I think one of the most beautiful traditions within America is watching the Olympics. It brings the country together to root for our…
Everyone Is Talking About You
By Jillian Krawczel ll Contributing Writer Two months ago, I wrote a short piece about the difficulties faced by a specific sector of the F&M population in getting a mask…
We Get It, You Are Compensating…
By Abigail Glickman ll The Onion Dip Columnist It is winter time: even this massive Nor’easter storm is proving it. People are bundling up to cover every inch of their…
Thank a Sport Man
By Jilly Krawczel | | Contributing Writer On this campus, there’s been an abundantly clear correlation between a man’s athletic status and his ability to wear a mask. The correlation…
Cuffing Season: 1 Year Later
By Diana Lichtenstein || Onion Dip Columnist So, for those who know me, which should be everyone at this point, I hope you remember my famous Cuffing Season article last…
The Elephant in the Room
By Abigail Glickman || Onion Dip Contributing Writer Someone needs to say it already. I don’t even know how it still exists today and we are proud to proclaim it.…
My Thoughts on Alumni Weekend
By Diana Lichtenstein || Onion Dip Columnist Alumni weekend was a perfect time to see those who have graduated, connect with the alumni, and have fun. But can we all…