The Protest Tree Protests
The Onion Dip Column is the satire section. All articles are not to be taken seriously. By Josh Dratler || Contributing Writer Lancaster, Pa. – The Protest Tree, typically covered…
Tips for College Freshmen
The Onion Dip Column is the satire section. All articles are not to be taken seriously. Starting college is a stressful experience that introduces a new stage of life: adulthood.…
Ready? Set. GO!
By Abigail Glickman || The Onion Dip Editor Marathon runners are rather a different breed of athletes. Yes, becoming a student-athlete is one of the hardest things to do, falling…
Instagram Reels vs. Tik Tok
Instagram Reels vs. Tik Tok By Crystal Olague | Staff Writer Today I want to talk about something that holds a special part of my heart…Instagram reels. I have heard…
Money Is Not Real
By Abigail Glickman || The Onion Dip Editor With the recent Silicon Valley Bank failure, people are beginning to question what banks to trust and how to prevent another Depression.…
Pics or It Didn’t Happen
By Crystal Olague || Contributing Writer As you all know, spring break just happened, and sadly we are all back in gloomy Lancaster. The weekend after the break is one…
Spring Break!
By Crystal Olague || Contributing Writer The time we have all been waiting for is finally here. Spring Break. That one week where we all pretend as if school doesn’t…
What Your College House Says About You
By Carrie Teti & Gab Neal ll Contributing Writers Intro Welcome to your Hogwarts House quiz—oh. Wait, never mind, I just got word from a budget Sorting Hat that this…
Weird Flex But Okay
By Abigail Glickman || Onion Dip Editor Lancaster is at the heart of many American college students’ right of passage moments: soft pretzels at Central Market, awkward Mean Cup run-ins…
Advertising New Wonder Sludge! A Quick Fix to a College Student’s Diet
By Teagan Durkin || Contributing Writer Are you sick and tired of having to set aside time for chewing and swallowing? Do you wish you could condense all the necessities…
Cuffing Season
By Crystal Olague || Contributing Writer Ah, it’s that dreaded time again, cuffing season. That point in the year when we all rush to find someone to cuddle with so…
America, Home of the Great
For the first time this past fall, students were finally able to go abroad in the fall since covid, and people have not been shy letting everyone know their whereabouts.…
My Very Cool, Very Real Winter Break
Hello all. Despite my many prayers to various gods, it would appear that winter break is behind us. In an effort to distract myself from soul-crushing work, I decided to…
The Best Way to Judge a Person, Based On Me
By Darij Kulchyckyj | | Contributing Writer Many people like to choose a judgment of character and personality via spending time with others, music taste, favorite food, favorite color, nut…
Franklin the Turtle: A True Diplomat
By Carolyn South || Contributing Writer We all are acutely, painfully aware of the fact that Franklin & Marshall College was named for Benjamin Franklin and John Marshall. I believe…