Eagles Soar to Victory in Super Bowl LIX
On February 9, the Kansas City Chiefs faced off against the Philadelphia Eagles at Caesar’s Superdome in New Orleans for Super Bowl LIX. The Chiefs sought to become the first…
Goose on the Loose!
Hello, students of F&M! I’m the goose who spent the weekend hanging around your campus! It was a pleasure getting to know some of you from afar. If you don’t…
This Early Bird Hates 8:30 Classes
After registering for classes for the fall semester, I nearly jumped for joy. I had labs on Mondays and Wednesdays, finished classes before noon on Tuesdays and Thursdays, and only…
Hollywood Rises from the Ashes with FireAid Concert
This month, people all across America have been watching the news in horror, seeing the mass destruction caused by the recent wildfires burning across Los Angeles County. The fires left…
Battle of the Mascots
Junior Carrie Teti is the Arts & Leisure Editor for The College Reporter. Her email is cteti@fandm.edu.
I Took the Drunk Bus to Waffle House
The Onion Dip Column is the satire section. All articles are not to be taken seriously. I took the drunk bus this weekend. I don’t know why I did it.…
I Knew You Were Trouble When You Walked In…to the NFL
Let me start off this article by prefacing that I love Taylor Swift. She’s an incredibly talented singer and songwriter, and I’ve been a fan since I was five years…
The Best of Chandler Bing: Five Friends Episodes to Watch to Remember Matthew Perry
I’ve been a huge fan of Friends since I was thirteen years old. I’ve watched the entire show from beginning to end many times, and the more I watch it,…
Failed by the New Course Registration Format
The Onion Dip Column is the satire section. All articles are not to be taken seriously. It’s everyone’s favorite time of year again: registration season. Last week was just so…
What Your College House Says About You
By Carrie Teti & Gab Neal ll Contributing Writers Intro Welcome to your Hogwarts House quiz—oh. Wait, never mind, I just got word from a budget Sorting Hat that this…