The Expanding Cultural Imperialism of the Basic Fall Girl
By Dafni Vitsou The Onion Dip Column is the satire section. All articles are not to be taken seriously. One of the most interesting aspects of the American youth culture,…
Proper Manners for Tour Guides
The Onion Dip Column is the satire section. All articles are not to be taken seriously. 5 Things You Should Definitely Do When You See A Tour on Campus It’s…
A Word For New Residents of Thomas Hall
The Onion Dip Column is the satire section. All articles are not to be taken seriously. If you’re like me and you just started living in Thomas Hall this year,…
Kiwibots: Where Are They Now?
The Onion Dip Column is the satire section. All content is not to be taken seriously. Junior Berkeley Frost is a staff writer. Their email is bfrost@fandm.edu.
The Protest Tree Protests
The Onion Dip Column is the satire section. All articles are not to be taken seriously. By Josh Dratler || Contributing Writer Lancaster, Pa. – The Protest Tree, typically covered…
Tips for College Freshmen
The Onion Dip Column is the satire section. All articles are not to be taken seriously. Starting college is a stressful experience that introduces a new stage of life: adulthood.…
A New Connection
Dear Diary, I’ve found my husband. He’s perfect if perfect is even possible – he’s made me think it is. He goes to a college nearby, and we have 96…
Welcome, Diplomats!
It’s that time of year! Target is packed with dorm essentials you’ll purchase in bulk and then leave to gather dust under your painfully elevated bed. The dining hall is…
Ready? Set. GO!
By Abigail Glickman || The Onion Dip Editor Marathon runners are rather a different breed of athletes. Yes, becoming a student-athlete is one of the hardest things to do, falling…
Instagram Reels vs. Tik Tok
Instagram Reels vs. Tik Tok By Crystal Olague | Staff Writer Today I want to talk about something that holds a special part of my heart…Instagram reels. I have heard…
Money Is Not Real
By Abigail Glickman || The Onion Dip Editor With the recent Silicon Valley Bank failure, people are beginning to question what banks to trust and how to prevent another Depression.…
Pics or It Didn’t Happen
By Crystal Olague || Contributing Writer As you all know, spring break just happened, and sadly we are all back in gloomy Lancaster. The weekend after the break is one…
Spring Break!
By Crystal Olague || Contributing Writer The time we have all been waiting for is finally here. Spring Break. That one week where we all pretend as if school doesn’t…
What Your College House Says About You
By Carrie Teti & Gab Neal ll Contributing Writers Intro Welcome to your Hogwarts House quiz—oh. Wait, never mind, I just got word from a budget Sorting Hat that this…
Weird Flex But Okay
By Abigail Glickman || Onion Dip Editor Lancaster is at the heart of many American college students’ right of passage moments: soft pretzels at Central Market, awkward Mean Cup run-ins…