What is Wrong With the Buildings at F&M?!
The Onion Dip Column is the satire section. All articles are not to be taken seriously. I would like to preface this article by saying that, yes, I was that…
The 2024 Diplomat’s Guide to Academic Excellence and Wild Nights
Photo courtesy of Adam Whitlock via Unsplash. The Onion Dip Column is the satire section. All articles are not to be taken seriously. Welcome back Diplomats to the Spring 2024…
Deceptive Degrees: Unmasking the Diplomat Email Scammer
As college students, we are likely the last generation of children who didn’t get an iPhone when they practically first learned to talk. Instead, we happily got toys from Disney…
So, You Want to Join X in 2024? Here’s What You Should Know.
The Onion Dip Column is the satire section. All articles are not to be taken seriously. So, you want to join Twitter, one of the largest social media platforms in…
A Look Inside Hullabaloo: The Vintage F&M Satire Magazine (HOLIDAY EDITION)
All Photos Courtesy of Lily Vining Alumnus Hank Eberle ’54 gifted Investigative Reporter Lily Vining with an F&M student publication that was established in 1894! Look at the photos below…
Hallmarked Holidays
A Christmas wreath courtesy of Teagan Durkin. The Onion Dip Column is the satire section. All articles are not to be taken seriously. My holidays were strange. Arriving home, I…
Is Holiday Spirit Dead?
The Onion Dip Column is the satire section. All articles are not to be taken seriously. I got the chance to visit New York City a couple weekends ago and…
Failed by the New Course Registration Format
The Onion Dip Column is the satire section. All articles are not to be taken seriously. It’s everyone’s favorite time of year again: registration season. Last week was just so…
Operation Maple Monopoly: Invade Canada!
The Onion Dip Column is the satire section. All articles are not to be taken seriously. My fellow Americans, it’s high time we manifest our destiny by returning to the…
Franklin and Marshall College Welcomes Autumn
The Onion Dip Column is the satire section. All articles are not to be taken seriously. Franklin and Marshall College welcomes the autumn season with open arms! As the weather…
You’re Wearing that for Halloween?
The Onion Dip Column is the satire section. All articles are not to be taken seriously. It’s finally that time of year. As Mean Girls so poignantly put it, Halloween…
Franklin & Marshall College: Where Seasonal Depression Meets Midterms – A Survival Guide
The Onion Dip Column is the satire section. All articles are not to be taken seriously. Hey F&M! Is that seasonal depression kicking in? Dang, that’s too bad. Here’s a…
Commander Biden Breaks Silence After White House Exit
The Onion Dip Column is the satire section. All articles are not to be taken seriously. In an exclusive interview with The College Reporter, the two-year-old German Shepherd looks back…
Who Could Be the Next Speaker of The House?
The Onion Dip Column is the satire section. All articles are not to be taken seriously. After Matt Gaetz’s (R-Fla.) motion to vacate led to the House of Representatives narrowly…
The Expanding Cultural Imperialism of the Basic Fall Girl
By Dafni Vitsou The Onion Dip Column is the satire section. All articles are not to be taken seriously. One of the most interesting aspects of the American youth culture,…