Farewell, Fowl Friends
Photo courtesy of Fizz Tragedy struck Franklin and Marshall College last week. After several days of intense rainfall flooded the campus, improper runoff channels culminated in the appearance of a…
Cafe Curator: Mean Cup
Photo courtesy of Teagan Durkin For any college students in need of highly caffeinated but still delicious coffee, visit Mean Cup. For any college students who want to “lock in”…
Fact-Checking the Testimony from Paula Scanlan’s Testimonial at Franklin and Marshall College
Trigger Warning: The following article includes Paula Scanlan’s transphobic language including, but not limited to, transphobic rhetoric, deadnaming, and misgendering. On March 27, at 7:15 PM in Stager’s Stahr Auditorium,…
Lyzette Wanzer’s Trauma, Tresses, and Truth
Photo courtesy of Lyzette Wanzer. On March 27th, the Philadelphia Alumni Writers House welcomed Lyzette Wanzer, a Franklin and Marshall College alumni from the class of ‘88, to present on…
Cafe Curator: Chestnut Hill Cafe
Photo courtesy of Teagan Durkin. Less than a ten minute walk from Franklin and Marshall College, and nestled amongst eclectically decorated homes – including one porch covered in cow memorabilia…
Cafe Curator: New Holland Coffee Company
Photo courtesy of Teagan Durkin To justify a healthy dependence on caffeinated beverages and a frequent habit of visiting coffee shops, I’ve decided to launch the Cafe Curator. Following a…
Serpents and Sisters, Book Review of Medusa’s Sisters by Lauren J. A. Bear
Imagine Medusa. What comes to mind? A monstrous woman, talons on her fingers and snakes sprouting from her head? A villainess who was righteously slain by a noble hero? An…
Bomb Threats Cancel Lancaster Drag Queen Storytime
It is ironic that last week’s Lancaster Library Drag Queen storytime was so pointlessly vilified that someone called in a bomb threat to ensure the event’s cancellation. In a so-called…
Kiwibots: National Hockey League, Harvard, and Waffle House
The Onion Dip Column is the satire section. All articles are not to be taken seriously. Last semester, The College Reporter published an investigative video by Berkley Frost exploring the…
The Absence Unveiled: An Examination of Grief through Movement
Grief is ugly. It consumes one’s time, passions, and energy, leaving only an empty ache for compensation. Creeping up on an individual as they sit alone with their thoughts, or…
Phillips Museum Opens Neurodivergent Student Exhibition
Photo Courtesy of Teagan Durkin. Visit the Phillip’s Museum. Walk into the Steinman College Center, stroll through the first floor galleries, then go down the staircase to find yourself immersed…
Hallmarked Holidays
A Christmas wreath courtesy of Teagan Durkin. The Onion Dip Column is the satire section. All articles are not to be taken seriously. My holidays were strange. Arriving home, I…
Turkey, Pies, and Writers: A Writers House Friendsgiving
Photo courtesy of Teagan Durkin. On November 15th, the Philadelphia Alumni Writers House hosted its annual Thanksgiving potluck. Preparation had been well underway for weeks beforehand. Writers House employees were…
Franklin and Marshall College Welcomes Autumn
The Onion Dip Column is the satire section. All articles are not to be taken seriously. Franklin and Marshall College welcomes the autumn season with open arms! As the weather…
You’re Wearing that for Halloween?
The Onion Dip Column is the satire section. All articles are not to be taken seriously. It’s finally that time of year. As Mean Girls so poignantly put it, Halloween…