97th Academy Awards Preview
2024 may not have boasted as bombastic of a one-two-punch as Barbenheimer, but its Best Picture lineup is still lively and diverse. Here we see Anora, a new dramedy from…
Adherants of Eclipse-Worshipping Mystery Cult Spotted on Hartman Green
The Onion Dip Column is the satire section. All articles are not to be taken seriously. “Sol lucebit, et Lunam circum Terram orbit, nam nisi vage definitae res fient.” –…
The Monsters Behind the Scenes: A Review of Quiet on Set: The Dark Side of Kid’s TV
HBO’s recent documentary Quiet on Set: The Dark Side of Kid’s TV attempts and largely fails to be more than a ‘documentary about Dan Schneider.’ In attempting to broaden its…
Trump v. Anderson and Its Implications
On March 4th, 2024, the Supreme Court decided unanimously in favor of Donald Trump in a case appealed from the State Supreme Court of Colorado. The Colorado Supreme Court had…
Oppenheimer (2023) Review
Christopher Nolan is a director-writer known for spectacle. Besides Tenet (2020), a sci-fi thriller which released mid-pandemic to a respectable, but by his standards, underwhelming box office performance, the last…
Always Carve With Compassion: A Review of “Poor Things”
2023 was a year littered with cinematic gems. The “Barbenheimer” craze dominated this last summer, while other, lower-profile releases like May-December, Past Lives, and The Zone of Interest may not…
Super Bowl Half-Time Show Preview
The Super Bowl, America’s annual excuse to eat greasy snack food, drink beer, watch a slew of advert premieres, and partake in the massive and ever-growing world of legalized sports…