Dear Elle: Valentine’s Day Isn’t All That, Babe
Q: Dear Elle, Any advice on getting through Valentine’s Day without a significant other? I’m feeling particularly lonely this year… Sincerely, a Forlorn Friend A: Dearest Forlorn Friend, Well, this…
BREAKING NEWS: Lancaster Squirrels Found To Be The True Culprit Behind Blue Line’s Sodexoification
By Sarah Nicell || News Editor An anonymous source informed The College Reporter this week that F&M squirrels have enacted an elaborate plan to put more food in their trash…
Wordle Sold to NYT
By Emily Hanson || Layout Assistant If you’ve been on TikTok at all throughout the last few weeks, you’ve likely heard of or even played the game Wordle, which rose…
Professor and Student Exhibitions: An Interview with Professor Sandra Eula Lee
By Ahmed Abukwaik || Contributing Writer Too often, the Arts are an inaccessible discipline. In an interview with Professor Sandra Eula Lee, she addresses projects and exhibitions at F&M that…
Spotify’s Joe Rogan Problem: Inside the Controversy
By Kate McBride || Arts & Leisure Editor In 1951, at the mere age of five years old, Neil Young became partially paralyzed from contracting polio. Joni Mitchell was just…
F&M Charged Students $150.00 If They Couldn’t Return Home Over Break. What Did Their Money Buy Them?
By Sarah Nicell || News Editor When fall semester officially ended on December 20th, 2021, most Franklin & Marshall students headed back to their respective homes for the holidays. They…
Do. Better.
By Abigail Glickman || Onion Dip Editor I think one of the most beautiful traditions within America is watching the Olympics. It brings the country together to root for our…
Super Bowl Preview
By Jack Gilroy || Developmental Editor After months of build-up, the 2022 NFL season will be coming to a close next weekend in Las Angeles, as the Cincinnati Bengals chase…
NBA Trade Deadline Recap
By Nimai Shukla || Sports Editor (Since the time this article was written, both Tyrese Haliburton and Domantas Sabonis have both been traded for each other, and numerous reports have…
COVID and Testing Protocol are a Catalyst for Change in F&M Admissions
By Lily Vining || Campus Life Editor The Coronavirus pandemic forced the nation to shift in numerous sectors of the economy and society, including high education. Colleges and universities, as…
Op-Ed: Nothing is Mandatory
By Lydia Shaw || Contributing Writer Last semester, my chronic illness declined. My chronic pain and acute pain attacks worsened. My hypersomnia increased so much that I could not sustain…
Everyone Is Talking About You
By Jillian Krawczel ll Contributing Writer Two months ago, I wrote a short piece about the difficulties faced by a specific sector of the F&M population in getting a mask…
Op-Ed: Reflection of Break Spent on Campus
By Sofia Netto || Copy Editor Photo courtesy of Erin Maxwell. Winter break is over and two weeks have passed since the beginning of the spring semester. For those who…
We Get It, You Are Compensating…
By Abigail Glickman ll The Onion Dip Columnist It is winter time: even this massive Nor’easter storm is proving it. People are bundling up to cover every inch of their…